Coward Satire Page Not Posted Anything About Gaza Yet

The Daily Moon has an exclusive source inside an up-and-coming satire news outlet who confirmed that it hasn't posted anything about Gaza yet because they're yellowbelly cowards. “The chief editor — an absolute milksop — is concerned that any coverage of Gaza might seem to trivialise the single biggest and most devastating crisis in the world right now,” our source confirmed. “What a candy-ass!”

In principle, anything can be satirised in a tasteful or even poignant way, but some chickenhearts clearly just don’t have the stomach for it. “If anything, it shows a lack of creativity on the writers’ part rather than an actual concern for others. It makes me deeply ashamed to work here,” said our source, who works for a budding satire news outlet that cannot be named.

At press time, our source noted his chief editor’s focus on low-hanging political fruit more generally.