Department Of Health Assures Public That Infected Blood Supplied To NHS Was Bought At Absolute Bargain Prices

New evidence that the Department of Health knowingly supplied the NHS with contaminated blood overlooks the fact that they bought the infected blood at absolute bargain prices. One spokesperson commented that, “The savings were unreal, you don’t pass up on something like that.”

The UK government had been informed that the blood purchased through Immuno AG was most likely contaminated. “But we bought it anyway, because it was cheaper,” the spokesperson said. This has drawn criticism from lefties, who live in rainbow-sunshine-imagination-land, where blood is clean and cheap. The only thing this new piece of evidence proves is that the government knows a good deal when it sees one.

“It’s like if your Sainsbury’s Nectar card came with a significantly higher risk of hepatitis and HIV, would the savings still be worth it? Yes!” The spokesperson pointed out that, “if you want to save money on clothes, you buy it from a thrift store… and if you want to save money on blood, you buy it from prisoners, addicts and sex-workers who are not consistently honest about their lifestyles and health. Your wallet will thank us later.”

The money saved for ordinary tax-payers flies in the face of the mainstream media narrative that commercial greed and state negligence can’t be a force for good.